Trust me, there is nothing like the corporate policing of your attitude and enthusiasm to make you want to spend your lunch break shooting bottles off a wall while doing shots of Wild Turkey and listening to Megadeth. works for everyone with the minor exception of anyone who has already worked at a company where you’re supposed to be relentlessly positive and part of the happy team spirit. Oh, dear.įounder Tony Hsieh greets them and we hear about the Zappos “delivering happiness” mission and the models frolic in a ball pit and they really want you and everyone in the universe to know that everyone at Zappos is HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY and please everyone forget about that suicide cluster. They’re going to be shilling for a new luxury line called Zappos Couture. The models go to meet Kelly Cutrone at Zappos because there is more stuff to write off this trip. Hadassah says she has a baby crush on Mikey. The next morning, Mikey says nothing is happening in the Tyra Suite. Hadassah notes that Mikey wants a new “cuddlebuddy,” and then justifies this by saying “It’s Vegas, for god’s sake.” Mikey, between the girls, says, “This is what it’s like to be on top.” Mikey jumps between the ladies and says he looks amazing in the mirrored ceiling.
He says Mamé and Hadassah both want him and he wants a threesome. Mikey runs and jumps into the bed with them.
#LACEY AMERICAS NEXT TOP MODEL FULL#
Mamé and Hadassah run and take over the Tyra Suite and jump on Mikey’s bed because they think Mikey is already too full of himself. Lacey reminds us that she’s lost 35 pounds and is now “the butterfly that blossomed.” She doesn’t think the other models should be mad at her for doing well. It isn’t, but I think that’s what it’s supposed to be. We also hear Tyra tell Lacey not to let all the knives that are out throw her – which I can only guess is meant to be an explanation of why Lacey might “do less well” this week. She knows everyone is after her, as Tyra once so wisely predicted. Lacey says that she does, in fact, do stuff and isn’t just sitting there being handed everything. (Hairball.)ĭevin says Lacey is only ahead because of favoritism. Hadassah tells Lacey that she, Lacey, always makes the same face in her pictures, and thus we have all three three themes of the week: Lacey, who has been getting nothing but praise forever, is suddenly too repetitive and simply everyone knows it Hadassah does not let loose and Mikey would like to have some sex. She also says this has thrown her off her pageant game. Hadassah mulls over the critique she got that she’s not letting loose enough. Did no one involved with the show look at how Mikey comes off before they started shaping him into a contender, or are they altruistically trying to help us expel hairballs? So now Mikey is looking for a beautiful woman. He says Ashley is gone and is not his girlfriend and he also lets us know that he has a way with the ladies and is behind on his “weekly sexual activities,” and good luck getting THAT out of your brain. Mikey wants to “capitalize” on his single, neon-bedecked room with a woman. Devin reminisces about DMA and says there’s tension between him and Mikey now. Mikey says Ashley would have loved the Tyra Suite. His #TyTyTip to take him to the next level is, at his next photo shoot, to tell the photographer that he does well with motion and then to arrange to do a few shots while in motion.ĭevin congratulates Mikey on getting Best Performance like seventeen weeks ago or whenever it was that we had a new show. He says it’s not about where he’s from, it’s where he’s going. Mikey says he finally has Best Photo and wants to win the competition. The models return and Mikey says he’s not sharing the Tyra Suite with anyone because of course he does. Ah, we’re back in Las Vegas, at the lovely Product Placement Hotel.